Thursday, January 20, 2005

An open letter of apology to ERock and Lauren

I have got to get my act together. Today I abandoned Noble at the UCM (in the ladies restroom with his pants down, no doubt--probably screaming for someone-preferably me- to come wipe him...ahhh the joys of motherhood, but I digress) because I was late for picking up Avery from dance. I dash out of the restroom, accost Lauren and ask her to keep an eye on Noble. This was SSOO wrong of me. If it had been Avery left alone--no problemo--she could have cared less. Noble, on the other hand, would go ballistic at the thought of me leaving (yes, he is a bit of a mommas boy). Not to disappoint, I believe he had a bit of a hard time when he realized I was long gone. So, to Eric and Lauren--I am terribly sorry, but after all (to quote Thomas' woman) it does indeed take a village. (at least with me as matriarch)

3 Comments:

Blogger tom said...

::burns with fury at the idea of hillary clinton being 'my woman'::

that is, of course, assuming anyone can prove she is a woman.

10:29 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see it now. If she ever divorces Bill, you're so in, Thomas. Tiff, we need to start planning the after-wedding party. Hmm, we'll need some hats and some of those blowy noisy thingies. And Cake!

10:50 AM

 
Blogger roz said...

Stop, just stop right there! Are y'all trying to kill me? I REFUSE to have that TROllOP as a daughter in law!

10:18 AM

 

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