Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Does anyone have any good recipes for crow?

Ok, I will be the first to admit that when Boadie told me he was tired of changing diapers and was going to have Noble potty-trained by Monday--I had to stifle the laughter that was erupting from within. Just like a man isn't it? To think he can waltz in and fix a problem that a woman, a fully capable woman even, was having trouble with. Well he did it--and quite well I might add.

He and Noble ventured out to Satans House of Worship (thanks Jake) and bought a scary GI Joe knock-off whom they named Bob..Bob Peealotsky. Boadie instructed Noble that he was to take good care of Bob..take him everywhere..you know, the whole 'never leave a man behind' stuff. He also told Noble that Bob was having some bowel issues and needed help with the toilet. Noble loved helping Bob to and from the bathroom--and just as Boadie had anticipated--Noble started demonstrating to Bob how to 'go'. Well, fast forward just one day and Noble is out of diapers. Sure, we both anticipate some accidents--but for the most part he has got it. Color me impressed! Although, now I am sad I no longer have any babies in my house..I have been changing diapers for almost six years. 'Good riddance' I know most of you must be thinking---but to me it is a milestone that does come with some remorse.

OK, waxing diaper time is over..boo-hoo..I'm over it! YEAH!! NO MORE NASTY DIAPERS!!

6 Comments:

Blogger Carly said...

Tiff! I love it! Yeah Noble! Maybe Boadie will take Will for a weekend now?...

8:12 AM

 
Blogger roz said...

Yeah for Noble, Yeah for Boadie....I think he may have found himself a new business...

8:45 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see the infomercial now.
"Are you having trouble potty training your childred?"
"YES."
"Then come on down to Boadie's Potty Academy."
Cut to rows upon rows of children on potties.
"We'll have ya fixed up in no time."
Voice-over- "Prepay just $399.99 for a weekend at the training camp used by celebrity children such as: Apple Whateverherlastnameis, Phinneas and Hazel Moder, and many more."
Voice-over 2- Boadie's Potty Academy is a trademarked institution and does not guarantee results. Some side effects of potty training may include wet pants and puddles. No returns or exchanges. Batteries not included.

10:31 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TK I think now that Noble is potty trained you will have extra time to write more stories ....they are always entertaining. I say call the Ada Evening news and sign up to be a "guest writer". Your witty column would draw subscriptions from as fas away as the Roff area...not to mention...the Seminole/Byng/Wewoka tri-city area ! Keep up the good work..your a laugh a minute. Love ya, your big sissy

7:43 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Tiffany,

What's up, this is Cody, Rob's buddy, you always comment a lot on S-R, so I figured I would stop by and say what's up, we drove by the UCM the other day and contemplated coming to see you, but as you know we didnt, but anyways, I am sure we will meet sometime, bye till then.

www.livejournal.com/users/proud_2ba_hick -Cody

11:24 PM

 
Blogger roz said...

Hey Tiff, Rob got enough money for the books! I'm so excited. The guys and girls should be in sometime around mid day or early afternoon!

7:09 AM

 

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